Early Preparations: Ice down 2 cases domestic beer...load 5 Cd's into stereo..hit "shuffle" (.38 special, Dixie Chicks, Allman Bros., Lucinda Williams, the Boss). Invite 6 -8 former co-workers from recently defeated administration. Consume majority of domestic beers while laughing hysterically at mistakes of new administration. Talk about the "good 'ol days" when we were "in power". Remember today is the Beaz's 42nd birthday. Become depressed...tell everyone to go home.

Turn on electric stove to "6" setting. Place two pieces white bread in toaster oven Scramble 3 eggs with 2 tbls milk (NOT Peeler's milk). add 3 tbl spoons Hormel real bacon pieces (50% less fat). Pour into frying pan coated with "Pam." add large amount of mild cheddar cheese.

Watch closely while chugging domestic beers. Remove toast from toaster oven - butter to taste. flip omlet Remove omlet Sit in front of large screen TV and consume breakfast. Throw up. Turn on computer...AOL...

Open yet another domestic beer while supporting our farmers by lighting cigarette made with tobacco from SC's Pee Dee region. Enjoy rich tobacco flavor. Share experience with like minded individuals!